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As the economy continues to landslide into the capitalist abyss that is our current financial system, we’ve discovered that the solution to all of our money woes was lying just beneath slumbering heads the entire time.

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Comments

[Ramona]

I really appreciate how you took Pirates into account in that second graph. Did you make sure to factor in map losses in the decline of treasure?